When the cat's away, the mice will play.

Looks like it's time to start thinking about that better mousetrap.

Autumn's here, stuffy noses season. We sell homeopathic seasonal allergy treatments. And don't forget to pick up some hand lotion for those cranked-up heater days, while you're here.

Always did like winter better.

The beautiful weather is even more beautiful after a summer cold snap!

TANABATA!Beginning today and lasting until August Seventh, by this place's lunar calendar, my shop will be carrying the necessaries for Tanabata and have available free snacks of the festive variety for most of the day. I expect some degree of respecting my generosity for those ( Read more... )

Grocery shopping is always better in the summer with a breeze on your bottom, but this simple shop-owner wants everyone to know that THE URAHARA SHOP SELLS A VARIETY OF SUNSCREENS, EVEN SOME FOR YOUR TENDEREST OF AREAS.It seems like the deities are on my side today. I ask for nudity, and the City gives me more than any hot-blooded man can hope to ( Read more... )

People I Would Like To See Naked

Nearly everyone, especially Yoruichi-san, Rangiku-san, Jones-san, George-san, Hawkeye-san, Kuchiki-san (both of them), Inoue-san, Arisawa-san, Ayasegawa-san, Kurotsuchi-san (both of them). Probably you.

People I Wouldn't Like To See Naked

Ishida-san (both of them ( Read more... )

[video post with voice]

[ a shaky video appears in the entry, about thirty seconds long and obviously taken with a cheap camcorder. the video shows an image of the front of the Urahara Shop, where the two officers that George sent to take Urahara in are generally unharmed but unconscious and tied shibari-style on the sidewalk. ]I've been at the ( Read more... )

I'm going to need some of my employees to train as keyholders, as a forewarning. Your pay will be increased for this, but don't get a big head and think you can haggle the increase with me.

The reason being that I am now a member of your illustrious POLICE FORCE.For any of those of you with which I am now colleagues, please treat me well ( Read more... )

Busy, busy. Suddenly I have some things to work on that require more than a modicum of the attention span of resident genius, Urahara Kisuke. I'll make your day. I'll crawl back under my stone. You won't have to stand next to me, introduce me, talk about me, care about me ( Read more... )

I keep trying to get real work done, and that ticking ( Read more... )

Round and round

and round it goes.

Where it stops

nobody knows. ♥

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Congratulations again, Seras Victoria-san. As a man who doesn't believe in a thing like luck, I have to say, the best man (or in this case, woman), has won. How nice for us, too-- there's nothing quite like a person in uniform ( Read more... )